The Spark.com's Stress Test Results
"calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean..."
You exhibit a stress percentage of
10%
which barely registers. Get a job.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further
you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
Q.E.D.
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The Spark.com's Gender Test Results
It all adds up ...
You are definitely a man!
How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Using the previous takers of the Gender Test, our patented Geni-Tell technology has discovered the subtle, surprising differences between male and female.
It's soooo obvious you're a dude.
The Spark.com's Match Test Results
CONQUISTADOR
( Independent Evil Love Taker )
Adventurous, greedy, and cocky. If women were continents, you'd be the
Spaniard that crosses them. And if more women were Spaniards,
you'd be living over there, believe me.
You want affection, not attachment, and it seems that the more you absorb
someone's love, the more you want to break away. You jump from place to
place, and from person to person. Many who love you will be hurt, or are
currently hurting, because of your reckless attitude. You take their
resources, suck them for everything they've got, make them care for you,
and then you move on. If Spain were a woman, you'd be drilling in the
mountains.
On the other hand, there are some good things about you: you're mostly
self-sufficient. You're confident. You're a quick thinker. Other guys like
and respect you. You treat people well most of the time. And your
intentions always start out good, it's just that somewhere down the road,
your selfish inner self takes over.
Take heed of us and not him: your romantic faults could be fixed by the
right person. Find her. If you fail, beware your future: your father was
probably a Conquistador, too.
The Spark.com's Personality Test Results
EXPERIMENTER
( Dominant Introverted Abstract Thinker )
You are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.
In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.
You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?
See what my roomate J thinks of me!
The Spark.com's Un-Intelligence Test Results
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"You
kick ass." |
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
68% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than
the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team
of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful,
sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The
subject shows an astounding level of intelligence,
and his sense of observation is one of his best
qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential,
but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling
is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant
coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough
enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves
violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better
than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent
and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot
self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is
important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of
morality, and a good level of humor make for the
strongest individuals." |
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Final Score: 68% Un-telligent
The Spark.com's Purity Test Results
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